If you and I were on a gameshow we wouldn't win a dime,
I can't remember your birthday and you've forgotten mine.
We're no use to society can't cook a single meal,
can hardly tie shoelaces, or express the way we feel
Because we're useless, that's why this works.
We're a useless pair of good for nothing jerks.
If you and I were earth's last hope we wouldn't help a soul,
just six minutes to save the world we'd easily doom us all.
We never have clean underwear, don't wash behind our ears,
hope someone else will pay the rent and never face our fears.
Because we're useless, that's why this works.
We're a useless pair of good for nothing jerks.
...Useless pair of good for nothings,
we agree we're a disgusting
useless pair of good for nothing jerks.
credits
from Mama's Boy,
released May 5, 2014
the drums and shouting: Christabel Williams
lead guitar and synthesizer and shouting: Christopher Wood
bass guitar and vocals and shouting: Becks Healey
guitar and shouting: Carl Farrugia